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Life is Like a Roll of Toilet Paper ....

the nearer the end....

the quicker it goes.

(at least, that's my observation.)

Friday, July 30, 2010

There's Hundreds of Them!

So this old lady calls her husband on the cell phone.
"Honey, you be careful out there!
The radio says there is someone out on the freeway driving the wrong way!
It's causing lots of accidents!"

The old man replies,
"One car driving the wrong way? Hell, honey - there's hundreds of them!"

ba dum dum

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