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Friday, November 21, 2014

2 October 2013 To Tuscany


Wednesday 2 October 2013

After I’d had exactly ½ hour sleep, from 3 AM to 3:30 AM we were up and at 5 AM in a private car for the drive to the Aeroport Paris Beauvais Tille.  It was to be an hour and one half drive , but it only took one hour.  We arrived at about 6 AM for a 9:40 flight.  The driver took us right to the door, and assisted us with our bags.  Then he drove away.

Once we made our way through the line to the desk we discovered we’d been delivered to the wrong terminal!

As we sent blessings out to the Universe for the inventor of the swivel wheels on our cases, we trudged a block away to Terminal 2.

The flight was, for the most part, uneventful. 

We had been seated at the escape windows.  This was primarily to give Lar more leg room, but we were also asked if we would cooperate with exiting duties in the event of an emergency.  Of course we said yes.  The lady behind us managed to spend the entire flight in a constant state of fretting because Lar wasn’t sitting at the exit window seat.  She kept saying he would be able to get us out and that I wouldn’t.  If she only knew how much better she would be with me with the responsibility than him.  At that point he was still barely able to move, was on tons of meds, and certainly wouldn’t have been able to get that window out!  At certain points I was ready to open the window and assist her exit…no emergency required!

On the ground, we obviously needed to walk the full lot to reach our car.  I mean, the more pain you are in, the less sleep you’ve had…it’s a given that proportionately you will walk more miles! 

Lar got used to the mechanics of the car – I got fairly quickly used to the GPS we’d rented.  It was easy.  You just had to discover that the GPS had absolutely no connection to the road upon which we were driving.  Nothing matched.  It might have been from a car rented in Argentina.  Might just as well.  No use at all!

As we were driving on a long straight away it would suddenly announce “take the first right turn”.  No right turns available, no left turns available.  No turns whatsoever!  Another of its favorites was “take the round about.”  No, absolutely NO roundabouts!  Nowhere!

Between the GPS and the equally poorly written instructions, we were quite thoroughly lost, and to top it off, no cell phone connection.

I had Lar pull into a grocery store parking lot, I jumped positively out and approached a lady emptying her cart into her vehicle.  I figured, “what the heck, I shop too, I’m another mom and wife, we’ll speak the same language.”  Using my microscopic amount of Italian – been using a tape as I exercise for several months, I asked if she spoke English.

Her helpful response, which had not been featured on the taped possible replies, didn’t really surprise me, but did leave me with no place to go.  It was “No.”

Believe it or not, though, her rapid Italian accompanying very descriptive hand gestures did, actually, get us on the road in sort of the right direction.

 After many (read Many, not just a few) wrong turnings and many more GPS errors, we were on an unpaved road, at one point mired in a dirt lane in a vineyard, and ultimately at Lucciolaia.

Oh, the magnificent views!  Drove up a graveled hill, through the massive gates and we could just taste a glass of wine, some cheese, some rest.  However, I still had ahead of me a long, graveled walk, almost straight up hill, with those lovely rolling suitcases that do not roll on gravel!  And then up many steps, lovely tiled steps, turning and steep.

I slept for over an hour!  Note to self, and to all readers.  Find out if there will be porters when you make those reservations.  And it turned out Lar could have driven all the way up to the front steps.  We’ll know “next time!”

We checked in at the office to ask if there would be a lunch.  Christina, the young woman who became very special to us and who worked as manageress, said that she was no cook but she would put something together for us.  We sat at the pool and the lunch she “put together” was far more delightful than we had any right to expect!
 Our first look at the scenery.




 Homemade tiramisu





 One tired guy!
 Our room, the Sunflower Room

After lunch, we just sort of hung out, talked to Christina about what we would try to see and do while we were there and rested.

Dinner was at 8 PM.  When we walked into the dining room, we were greeted by the other diners, as well as the Chef.  They had planned a surprise for our 50th Wedding Anniversary.  Our table was decorated with candles, a rose, and a scroll with a poem about love.  Such a sweet surprise!

We were so tired we had little appetite, but the meal was polenta with a mushroom sauce, salad, spaghetti, potatoes and peas, Italian ham and steak.  And of course dessert!  With wine, wine and more wine!




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After dinner, I sorted out a bit of our bags, and then I lay down and remember nothing else until 6 AM.  The sun was just coming up and lighting our sunny room.  I dozed a bit longer and then got a quick shower, dressed and we went to breakfast at 9:30 AM. 

Sept 30 2013 & 1 October 2013 Paris


Monday 30 Sept 2013 


We have now reached the end of the bus tour and have some time to ourselves in Paris.
Wow! What a luxury being able to awaken whenever and then lie in bed and relax!  This may take some time to adjust…no rushing to get the bags packed trying to keep up the pace of the scheduled day.  I had to remind myself several times not to put our suitcases outside the door!

Breakfast was startling in its difference from the day before.  Few people in the café, one was free to find and choose foods to ones liking.  I think it is the least desirable breakfast we’ve had though– crepes, but not good eggs…horrible, in fact.  But overall, the relaxed feel and some of the adequate food was a good thing.

We saw Chris and Thelma and then Eric and Adrian two couples we have spent the last 10 days with as they came down, and of course, we shared a few laughs with them. 

At about noon we had the desk call for a cab which came quickly and after a speedy ride, we were in fron of the Royal Saint Germain Hotel.  From the street, not much to look at, but it is truly a beautiful old lady with gracious appointments.  Our room is more comfortable than the last, for sure.  This hotel was an amazing suggestion made by our travel agent.  We would high recommend it and would return there, should we be blessed to go to Paris again. Royal Saint Germain - 159 Rue De Rennes 75006 Paris resa@hotelroyalsaintgermain.com.  Special thanks to Charlyne and Allan!

Once in our room – oh where are those magical porters who have been dragging our heavy bags around for more than a week? – we locked up our goodies and set out to find lunch.  At the door, our manager warned us with the advice we’ve heard so very often.  “Beware of pickpockets.”

Our other warnings have been:  Beware – the person who “finds” a golden ring.  He/she will say, "oh look what I’ve found!  I’d like to keep it.  But who will believe it is mine?  Perhaps you (tourist) will give me some money for it and I will give it to you."
Beware:  Petitioners – "we are on strike.  Will you sign the petition?"  It will then require some money once you’ve signed.  (We actually have that at home).
Beware:  Gypsies.  They train their little ones as young as 6 or 7 to steal.  It is their “job”.
Beware:  No matter what the scam – just say NO.  Firmly.  No explanation.  No conversation.
Beware:  attempt to shake your hand.  Or advances to “make you a bracelet.”
 
We walked a short way down the street to a café where we had a nice lunch, wine and beer, and did a bit of people watching through the thick haze of cigarette smoke in the outside eating area.  In fact….most of our meals had to take place inside, as the smoke is remarkable outside!

We were confounded with the city pass and the bus stops.  It would take us longer than we had to figure out which busses stop at which locations!  We finally made it to the Louvre, although getting back to the hotel was a true adventure in frustration, walking back and forth and exhaustion.  At the Louvre we saw a great deal of the art, including the Mona Lisa.  We purchased a few small souvenirs and I was one of 21 in line for the single WC.  Literally, I am not exaggerating!  21!

Got back to the hotel and attempted to use the computer.  Computer was having none of it.  We rested and then were too tired to go out and too hungry not to.  So off we went to a lovely little bistro just a few doors away – McDonalds!  The food was quite good.

A quick trip to a pharmacy and we returned to the hotel and literally fell into bed!  Sleeping in Paris is a hoot! 
 
Our second hotel.
View from our room.

 
 

 1 October 2013

 
 Another view from our room.
 Even the stairway down to the lobby was beautiful!
 The common room, breakfast room and computer room.
 
 
ROMANCE!
 
 
 
 They say you must purchase something, be it art or book, whatever from these ubiquitous stalls.  We didn't.
 
 The Lock bridge.
 
 
 
 
 
 The traffic always made me glad we weren't driving!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Seriously!  We had lunch on Champs Elysees!  I have thought of that since I was a very young girl!  I had to pretty much pinch myself the whole time!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Our first morning at the RSG after about 10 hours of sleep, we had a very gracious breakfast in that gorgeous common room.  Plenty of coffee and lovely food and we were ready for as much Paris as we could see!
Again, the buses and their routes were maddening....but I'm sure we'd have gotten it down, had we had a few more days.

Returned to the hotel and once again attempted computer use.  I tried to log on to Yahoo.  I made it through, but them Yahoo put up a message that I was on a strange computer, so they would like to send me a message via e-mail or telephone.  Ummm?  Hello?  So never mind.

If it weren't for the hotel staff we'd still be there...never could have made our flight arrangements.  Hmmm maybe they really did me no favor!  Ha!